awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
"explain the character’s motivations and the reasoning behind his actions and who he is"
there we go
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"